lauantai 31. maaliskuuta 2012

I love kids!


Picture this:
* Talo noin 200 neliötä.
* Kaksi kerrosta.
* Neljä (4) lasta.
Yllä oleva jo ehkä riittäisikin, mutta lista jatkuu:
* Yksi (1) ihana koira.
* Yksi (1) muriseva ukki.
* Yksi (1) äiti (jota kuvaamaan en keksi nyt mitään sopivaa sanaa).

Päivä I:
* Aamuherätys klo 5.20.
* Lapsista kaksi jatkuvasti toistensa kimpussa, jos ei fyysinen tönimistappelu ole käynnissä, niin verbaaliset letkautukset ylittävät melutason reilusti: eipäs-juupas-se-on-minun-eikun-minun-anna-se-tänne-äiti-nyt-se-kiusaa-ÄITIIII!
* Puolivuotias itkee nonstop. Jos nukahtaa, niin herää yllämainittuun maks. kahden minuutin sisällä.
* Äiti: Yksi migreeni ja ääni käheänä (yritin komennella eilen, mutta tajusin särkylääkkeitä etsiessäni, että minulla ei ole minkäänlaista auktoriteettia tähän neljän koplaan, joten turha rimpuilla).
* Hyvää yötä klo 20.50.

Päivä II:
* Aamuherätys klo 5.50.
* Aurinko paistaa ja äidille kalja kahvi maistuu. Nonstop.
* Ohjelmassa päänsisäisaskartelua, eikun pääsiäisaskartelua, vaikka joku sisäinen ääni varoittaakin saksien jakamisesta 3/4:lle.
* Ukki vie 3/4:stä kohta autopesulaan. Ihan parhautta!


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Uuh, I so feel your pain. Kuulostaa aikalailla meidän huushollilta, miinus tuo muriseva ukki.

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Heidi: Kiitos fiilingeistäsi! En ikinä muista, että tätä saattaa lukea joku muukin.

Tää huki päättyy maanantaina. Sitten lapset vähenee puolella ja ukki palaa eläkeläisen elämään, melutaso pysynee jotakuinkin samana ja äiti jatkaa kahvin juomista.

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